Dirty Cop

Not all cops are dirty... but you certainly are. I mean, theres no money in being a clean cop. A lot of moral high ground, but no money. And money is where its at.You have people to feed after all. And feeding people aint cheap. But thats what you do. You provide.And youre so good at this! The rush of adrenaline when asking people for protection money! The feeling of excitement when driving over pedestrians just to get their wallet money!Oh, yeah, sometimes people get hurt. But its not like you can help it. And if it werent you, it would be some other cop. Theres no shortage of dirty cops after all.Also, the moneys worth it. Its better to cry tears of guilt in a cool new car, right?So. Cool game. Dont do any of this in real life (we dont condone violence, blah blah blah), but doing it heres alright.Be as destructive as you please! As dirty as you ever wanted! And then stop, pocket your phone, and continue living your life.Actually. You know what? Forget that last part. Keep playing the game. Thats better for us, yeah. Keep playing. For as long as you can.GAME FEATURES-Drive around an infinite cityYou know that thing that old games have where if you go to the edge of the screen you go around and show up on the opposite edge? Well, that. But without edges. Cool magic trick, huh?-Dirty cop missionsIll just recite a few of the stuff that you can do in this game if thats ok. Sniper missions. Getting protection money. Getting rid of bodies. Chasing perps. Theres more but my memory aint what it used to be. Dont grow old, kids.-Drive over stuffAnd when I say stuff, I mean people. Or stuff. Driving over stuff is ok too. Not every dirty cop is a psychopath after all. But people drop money. Stuff just causes damage to the city. And thats money out of the taxpayers purse. How can a city be efficient when its always replacing damaged traffic lights and fire hydrants?